Rodney Harrison To Stop Headhunting, Possibly Go Gay

Noted cheater Rodney Harrison has hung up his head-hunting shoes and retired from the NFL. There is no word on whether will retire again after playing next season. But the real news here is that in his retirement press conference, he apparently came out of the closet saying, "I worked hard and I played hard."

Now, I am not expert on this topic, but if I am not mistaken that is some kind of secret coded phrase meaning that the person is gay. Seems far-fetched? You don't know your Simpsons. Sorry about the quality of this video, but the quality of the clip makes up for it.



So as a fan of the NFL, I say good luck Rodney. Good riddance too. And finally, you go girl.